<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31324516</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:42:55.802-07:00</updated><title type='text'>a tia do bira</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://atiadobira.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31324516/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atiadobira.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>a tia do bira</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11838723431404115911</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31324516.post-115446102154799704</id><published>2006-08-01T12:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-01T12:37:01.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>a garrafa de aladdin...</title><content type='html'>Era uma vez uma garrafa verde. A dona da garrafa, uma princesinha moreninha, com rabo de cavalo e vestidinho de bolinha, tinha um amor incondicional pela tal da garrafa verde. A garrafa verde servia para mata-la a sede. Sem a garrafa, a princesinha moreninha de vestidinho de bolinha não poderia beber água porque se levantar da cadeirinha e pegar um copinho é um esforço sobre comum do qual suas pernas jamais aguentariam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um dia, um monstro mofado e malvado colocou café da garrafa verde. A princesinha moreninha do reino “bárbaro e coordenado” resolveu punir o monstro mofado e seus súditos, por permitirem que tal absurdo acontecesse. Como punição, o monstro mofado deveria beber água na garrafa com cheiro de café e seus súditos, ouvir para sempre seus gritos horripilantes da sala mais escura do palácio: “Cagueiiiiiiii, quero um cronograma coordenado. Eu não sou cansativaaaaa”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E assim, o reino ficou amaldiçoado para sempre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moral da historia: como uma garrafa de café suja pode vir a transformar um ser humano???&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31324516-115446102154799704?l=atiadobira.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://atiadobira.blogspot.com/feeds/115446102154799704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31324516&amp;postID=115446102154799704&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31324516/posts/default/115446102154799704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31324516/posts/default/115446102154799704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atiadobira.blogspot.com/2006/08/garrafa-de-aladdin.html' title='a garrafa de aladdin...'/><author><name>a tia do bira</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11838723431404115911</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31324516.post-115342654693985105</id><published>2006-07-20T13:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-20T13:15:46.950-07:00</updated><title type='text'>um dia de compras...</title><content type='html'>Cartão Feliz Natal – 22 reais no seu mastercard...&lt;br /&gt;Álbum F – 115 reais no seu mastercard..&lt;br /&gt;Álbun Lombada – 195 reais no seu mastercard...&lt;br /&gt;Moleskine – 75 reais no seu mastercard...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joga-los na cabeça da chefa...&lt;br /&gt;Não tem preço !!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31324516-115342654693985105?l=atiadobira.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://atiadobira.blogspot.com/feeds/115342654693985105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31324516&amp;postID=115342654693985105&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31324516/posts/default/115342654693985105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31324516/posts/default/115342654693985105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://atiadobira.blogspot.com/2006/07/um-dia-de-compras.html' title='um dia de compras...'/><author><name>a tia do bira</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11838723431404115911</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31324516.post-115331735828829311</id><published>2006-07-19T06:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-19T06:57:27.293-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mofo do zire...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4801/3383/1600/mofologo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; 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